Donald Trump, Ronald Regan, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing
squad in a Central American country.
Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before
the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"
The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the
wall and escaped during the confusion.
Ronald Regan was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled, and Ronald pondered what he had just witnessed.
Again, before the order was given Ronald yelled out, "Tornado!"
Again, the squad fell apart and Ronald slipped over the wall.
The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something
about a disaster and hop over the wall.
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear
and yelled, "Fire!"
And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence level between
thinkers and non-thinkers!