To help celebrate this new patriotic holiday, Rabbit Hill Games is pleased to announce a special sale on the hit board game Swing State Steal!
This is hilarious!
The game that recreates all of the fun of the last Presidential Election. Use the special code "SHAMAN" and you will receive 10% OFF any purchase and we will include FREE SHIPPING!*
*offer ends 1/15/22
What do Honey Badgers Play at Home? Swing State Steal !
Just the Right Amount of Political Satire, With a Whole Lot of Fun!
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Fun for the Whole (Republican) Family
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Swing State Steal is taking the Capitol by Storm !
What do Honey Badgers Play at Home? Swing State Steal !
Just the Right Amount of Political Satire, With a Whole Lot of Fun!
Relax. It's just a board game.
Yep, it sure has been a nasty campaign.
In fact, it's been a nasty year in general. What better way to remember it than with a board game. Swing State Steal will take you on a journey through the campaign trail leading up to the election, the day of election, the night of vote counting and weeks leading up to final vote and certification.
Now remember: Swing State Steal is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to this game and actual events are, well, coincidental. Nothing like this could possibly happen in real life.
I mean, where are we living? In a third world country?
Huh??
A Party Game of Theft
It all comes down to the Swing States. This is where the election is determined and where the battle lines are drawn.
You can play either as the Incumbent President, or you can play as the Secretary of State for one of the Swing States that is controlled by the other party. It's all against one. Hasn't it always been?
But the Swing States are determined to win this election. No Matter what it takes. Even if they have to stay up all night counting votes. Even if some vote counters have to stay late and work through the night.
Relive a Magical Time.
This will go down as one of the strangest years in the country's history. And you get a chance to enjoy it again.
It's all here. The boat parades. The Pandemic. The Cancel Culture. The Riots. Left-wing Globalists. The Laptop!!
Such Fun!!
And let's not forget the cheating. Mail-in ballot cheating. Poll watcher cheating. Dead guys voting in droves!
Can the Incumbent president navigate public opinion, the Main-Stream-Media and win the swing votes he needs? Can he get them back after they've been stolen?
Here's how to play
It's all about the V's, baby.
One "V" is roughly 20,000 votes. And everyone want's em. The Incumbent and the Challenger (through the Swing State opponents) are building them up during the Campaign. But the Swing State officials have decided they are going to tilt the election in favor of the Challenger through a carefully concocted suite of cheats at every level.
The real action takes place after the polls close.
But all is not lost! While this is going on, the Incumbent is quietly collecting evidence against this skulduggery. In the final act of this play of Greek proportions, a high-stakes card game will determine the winner when the ballots are offically counted on January 6th.
Who Will Win??
Ineptocracy
A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.